i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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