You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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