so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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