how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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