Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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