There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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