Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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