just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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