I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize