how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
