I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I supernannyed him into submission
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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