You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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