I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Even my vagina gasped.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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