Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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