I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Randomize
