I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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