My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Its about making memories worth repressing
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
