Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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