"it" just moved
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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