We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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