Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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