Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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