she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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