I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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