Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Too much gin, very little bucket
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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