the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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