whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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