First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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