Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm passing your future prison.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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