redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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