Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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