gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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