He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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