He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
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so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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