Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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