Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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