I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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