Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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