I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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