your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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