it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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