i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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