So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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