sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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