Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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