I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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