i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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