she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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