we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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