"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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