In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Still dying that you shit outside
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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