i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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