Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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